Booty Text? Really?

I'm pretty sure all of us almost once in our lives have been the receiving end of a booty call. Those late night requests to hook up, masked by the words "catch up" or "meet up" but hell...as if we girls don't get it, you just want a root. So what's more amusing is that, he's expecting you to drop whatever you're doing at 12 midnight (which as actually sleep, surprise surprise), and travel all the way to city which is about half an hour away from where you are and "catch up with him." Yeah, I'm that desperate for it. What a joke. That's a metaphor for dickhead by the way.